Reblogged from 9GAG Tumblr.
May 12, 2013, 12:00am
“I want to hang a map of the world in my house. Then I’m gonna put pins into all the locations that I’ve traveled to. But first, I’m gonna have to travel to the top two corners of the map so it won’t fall down.”
— Mitch Hedberg (via sirmitchell)
November 20, 2012, 12:00am