{ASDKJHADSFKJDSHFquestionmark. Also, broccoli.}


Perhaps ambagious.
One day I will push a grammar nazi to the edge of their endurance; without warning, I'll mysteriously disappear with a startled gasp and a "URGHhrghgggghhh!". When that happens, please feel free to ignore the peculiar trickle of red meandering towards some cliff. You should, instead, go and untie the bottle of red ink from the leg of whichever pitiful seagull I've decided to prank.


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Since They changed Philosopher’s Stone to Sorcerer’s Stone for America, I decided to change the rest since us Americans are too dumb to understand the word philosopher:

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(via mycupboardcontains, spudsexuall, et al.)

  • Harry Potter and The Whisper Snake Place
  • Harry Potter and That Mean Jail Man
  • Harry Potter and The Hot Cup
  • Harry Potter and The Bird Club
  • Harry Potter and The Guy With Only Some Blood
  • Harry Potter and Death

I can’t even

Omfg. HAHAHAHAHHAAHHA. “The guy with only some blood.” “The whisper snake place.” “That mean jail man.” AHAHHHAHAHAH. *wipes tears*



Reblogged from It's bad luck to be superstitious.
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October 30, 2011, 1:11am