Perhaps ambagious.
One day I will push a grammar nazi to the edge of their endurance; without warning, I'll mysteriously disappear with a startled gasp and a "URGHhrghgggghhh!". When that happens, please feel free to ignore the peculiar trickle of red meandering towards some cliff. You should, instead, go and untie the bottle of red ink from the leg of whichever pitiful seagull I've decided to prank.
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“Q 34. Nitrogen fixation is…
A) [Something about N]
B) [Actual definition]
C) [Something about pollution]
D) Starting lovingly at element 7 for extended periods of time”