one of my all time favorites :D
Reblogged from in and around the lab.
June 03, 2012, 8:12pm
{ASDKJHADSFKJDSHFquestionmark. Also, broccoli.}
Perhaps ambagious.
One day I will push a grammar nazi to the edge of their endurance; without warning, I'll mysteriously disappear with a startled gasp and a "URGHhrghgggghhh!". When that happens, please feel free to ignore the peculiar trickle of red meandering towards some cliff. You should, instead, go and untie the bottle of red ink from the leg of whichever pitiful seagull I've decided to prank.
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“Mate: A friend, or girlfriend.
Mate: Someone you have just met.
Mate: Someone you are threatening to have a barney with.
Mate: The guy serving you beer at the pub.
Mate: Someone whose name you can’t remember.
Mate: Anyone else.
Mate: I don’t know what your name is, but ill call you mate.
Mate: Pardon me sir, but I have reason to believe that you have secreted on your person items for which you do not intend to furnish payment.”
— Extract from the Australian English dictionary
June 03, 2012, 12:30pm
“A guy walks into a bar and the bartender asks what can I get you? The guy responds for me h2o please, his friend say I’ll have h2o too , the friend dies…….”
— mayorfl’s comment on “Accidental Reaction - Periodic Table of Videos”.
June 02, 2012, 3:50pm
the common sense guide to surviving the zombie apocalypse:
So, in the wake of reading this terrifying shit, Postcard and I started chatting, as you do, about the zombie apocalypse. Here are some things Postcard and I enjoy: zombie media, common sense, and YELLING ABOUT STUFF. Thus, for your reading pleasure, please enjoy our simple twenty-step guide to NOT DYING in the unlikely event that a zombie apocalypse ravages humanity:
- IN THE EVENT OF AN ACTUAL APOCALYPTIC SITUATION, ASSUME THAT THE FOLLOWING THINGS ARE GOING TO STOP WORKING: running water (this includes toilets); anything that relies on electricity (this includes gas pumps); anything that relies on natural gas lines (this includes gas stoves/central heat); basically, anything that relies on there being a factory of some variety at the other end of thing you want to make do stuff. THAT’S ALL GONNA BREAK. THIS INCLUDES THE INTERNET. Thus, the most important thing to do in the event of a zombie apocalypse is:
- RESEARCH. For as long as you possess the internet, do everything you can to learn as much as possible. Research edible/medicinal plants (or seriously, go into a bookstore and loot your shit a guidebook, they’re not large, they sell little tiny ones, you can put it in your pocket, WHY DOES EVERYONE IN EVERY ZOMBIE MOVIE NOT DO THIS). Research, from available information, how the zombies work/which of their senses are functional—for example, if they operate largely by smell, you want to work on smelling not alive. If they operate largely by sight, DON’T LIGHT FIRES AT NIGHT. And speaking of fires…
Reblogged from not language but a map.
May 30, 2012, 5:01pm
