(via allnightlong)
Reblogged from They Just Howl.
November 28, 2009, 8:29am
.anquex
Perhaps ambagious
“Can you make the circles a little bit rounder?”
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(via clientsfromhell)
:|
Reblogged from Clients From Hell.
November 26, 2009, 8:52pm
Snowflakes
“We were wondering if you could possibly use snowflakes that look a little more masculine.”
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Reblogged from Clients From Hell.
November 26, 2009, 8:47pm
The Land Of Milk And Money
(I am working at a packing house, cutting checks for local dairy farmers who sell us one or two cows at a time. They are given a scale ticket in the barn, which I use to cut a check.)
Me: “Hi, can I have your scale ticket?”
Farmer: “I’d like him to help me.” *points at a USDA associate*
Me: “Sorry, sir, but he doesn’t work for us. He works for the USDA.”
Farmer: “Well, I’d like you to find a MAN who can cut me a check for my cows.”
Me: “I’m sorry, but none of the men that work here know how to cut checks. All our office staff members are women.”
Farmer: “Don’t lie, you little hussy! Only men can run a business! You go back to making coffee!”
Me: “Sir, you run a dairy farm, correct?”
Farmer: “Yeah.”
Me: “And you make money from the milk you sell?”
Farmer: “That’s how a dairy farm works, sweetheart. Now get me a–”
Me: “So, basically, milk is money to you?”
Farmer: “Yes. Now get me a–”
Me: “And does the milk come from male cattle?”
Farmer: “Ha ha! NO!”
Me: *pointed look*
Farmer: *hands me the scale ticket*
(Source)
November 24, 2009, 10:16pm
Sweeeet cake, yes?
(Souce: What code would you have on your wedding cake?)
November 24, 2009, 9:37pm
Natalie Deeface_plain vegetable
Haha. I don’t agree with the comic, but the facial expression of the pea is rather amusing. :D
Reblogged from i am the fat manatee..
November 24, 2009, 2:17pm
Whose Line is it Anyway: Sound Effects: Pregnancy.
LOLOLOL. I haven’t seen this show since I last had to do mandatory drama class, several years ago. I had forgotten how funny Colin and Ryan are at impromptu acts.
“Colin is heavy with child while at an amusement park. Keep your eyes on him. Includes the classic line by Ryan; “Put your pants back on. People will scream with a baby hanging out of you like …”“
November 23, 2009, 2:17pm
