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Perhaps ambagious.
One day I will push a grammar nazi to the edge of their endurance; without warning, I'll mysteriously disappear with a startled gasp and a "URGHhrghgggghhh!". When that happens, please feel free to ignore the peculiar trickle of red meandering towards some cliff. You should, instead, go and untie the bottle of red ink from the leg of whichever pitiful seagull I've decided to prank.


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Today was the first time my sister and I have gotten a chance to webcam in a while and this was what greeted her on Skype. Ah, family. Also, since we’ve run out of things to talk about and she’s busy messaging her boyfriend, I’ve been singing (term loosely employed here since I’m not sure what else I’d be able to classify it as) 90’s songs like My Heart Will Go On for the past hour. And people wonder why I’m particular about who I webcam with. THIS IS WHY. I CALL IT THE WEBCAM EFFECT. I get bothered by the silence and start singing, or drawing things on post it notes or origami and sticking them onto my face.

Today was the first time my sister and I have gotten a chance to webcam in a while and this was what greeted her on Skype. Ah, family. Also, since we’ve run out of things to talk about and she’s busy messaging her boyfriend, I’ve been singing (term loosely employed here since I’m not sure what else I’d be able to classify it as) 90’s songs like My Heart Will Go On for the past hour. And people wonder why I’m particular about who I webcam with. THIS IS WHY. I CALL IT THE WEBCAM EFFECT. I get bothered by the silence and start singing, or drawing things on post it notes or origami and sticking them onto my face.



Tags: ASL?I AM SO BOREDDDDDDDDDDDDD. TONIGHT IS SO BORINGGGGG.Maybe I'll go watch Hot Fuzz finally. Or Shaun of the Dead.Purdier than Barbie and Britney ay?Why wear makeup when you look like a goddess with post-it notes??lifemehphotostory of my lifeTwo left eyes. AW YEAHHHH

November 21, 2011, 9:55pm